Nerd Bird Hoodie – Emotionally Devoid

This hoodie won’t ask how you’re feeling — and that’s exactly the point.

The Nerd Bird Hoodie – Emotionally Devoid edition is here for all the introverts, sarcasm specialists, and emotionally unavailable icons. Whether you're dodging group chats or just not in the mood to connect with humanity today, Nerd Bird’s got your back (literally).

• Unisex fit – ideal for oversized or relaxed wear
• Soft fleece-lined interior for peak comfort
• Front pouch pocket + adjustable hood
• Original Nerd Bird artwork and “Emotionally Devoid” slogan

Socially distant. Emotionally consistent.